A Deaf Cat, A Nude President And Other Weird Moments You’ll Definitely Witness This Fifa World Cup 2018

You have no clue what’s in store.

The Fifa World Cup 2014 was watched by 3.2 billion people, that’s nearly half the population of Earth. While Indians are obsessed with Cricket, Football is clearly the most-watched sporting event in the planet. So, if you aren’t a football fan yet, time to become one. We’ve prepared a list of things that’ll definitely happen in the Fifa World Cup 2018, read on to find out.

1. Vladimir Putin will Horse-Ride to The Stadium

Or a grizzly bear.

2. England will be Knocked Out, Again

3. The World Cup Mascot, will be Forgotten

People will immediately forget about Zabivaka, the world cup’s cutest mascot ever, after the opening ceremony.

4. An Idiot will Comment ‘Belgium is A Dark Horse’

Even though they have always been a force to be reckoned with.

5. A True Dark Horse will Emerge

They will rank the biggest upsets. Remember Turkey in 2002 World Cup?

6. A Deaf Cat will Predict Outcomes of Matches

Achilles will portend match outcomes.

7. Players will Complain about The Ball

The ball will be ‘Too Light’/’Too Heavy’/’Too Dark’/ ‘Too Racist’/ ‘A conspiracy!’.

8. A Small Team will Triumph over a Giant

Gelson Fernandes’ of Switzerland breezed one past the World Champion Spanish Armada to score the winning goal in Fifa 2010.

9. A Major Star will be Injured before a Big Game

*cough*Neymar*cough*

10. There will be Actual Vikings, Clapping

11. Germany will Make it to The Semis, or Farther

Despite someone’s ‘expert’ opinion about how the current team is ‘Not up to the standards of the earlier German team’.

12. Media Hoopla about Some Player(s)’s Haircut

13. Media Hoopla about Some Player(s)’s Abs

14. Media Hoopla about Hot Wives/Gfs

15. There will be General Media Hoopla

End of story.

16. Yesteryears’ Legends will Appear Off-field

17. A Diving Incident Involving Luis Suarez

18. Every Camera will Focus on Ronaldo’s Face

This will happen for every Portugese matchup, even if the opponent team has the ball.

19. Experts’ Debates over Messi’s Form

Be prepared for a hundred discussions about Messi not being the ‘Best Player in The World’ til he gets Argentina a World Cup.

20. There’ll be Protests about Things

21. You’ll Get an Excuse to Down Gallons of Beer

So, get your friends together and enjoy the world’s greatest game with Fifa’s official beer partner, Budweiser.

Gripped by Football Fever yet? Cheers!